Tuesday, 3 August 2010

An Open Letter To Joesph McElderry

Joe,

Now lad, didn't we tell you this 7 months ago? No I'm NOT talking about the fact you like it up the arse, I mean that your employers are utter bastards, who are drawn to the lure of money, like George Michael is drawn to the lure of your good self. You say that you're 'proud to be gay', quite frankly that statement is an insult to the gay community, as you've been hiding it for so long and only 'came out' because nobody is interested in you anymore.

Of course, once your name started to disappear from the tabloid newspapers and people were asking, Joe who? You needed to do something. Stevie Wonder could have seen this coming lad, your a puppet and you can't even see it. You've had 7 months to think this through Joe. That's why I don't respect you. You and your ilk are destroying the music industry by allowing yourself to be controlled by people, who couldn't spot a decent artist if they twatted them in the face with a musical instrument. Not that I expect you to know what a musical instrument is.

The most tragic thing in all of this, is that millions of people will still be buying the product. Do you not feel you're a part of something that is making the world turn into mindless zombies? Do you not think that the likes of Simon Cowell is just a vampire, thirsty for money and will bleed you dry once you've finished being useful? You're usefulness ended at Christmas, m'boy.

Let's see where you are next year lad. Cowell would have moved on to his next cash cow and Louis will be lusting after some other young lad. Your 'fanbase' will be fawning over the latest X Factor product, I mean winner, and you'll be performing in Working Men's Clubs in the North East.

And getting glasses thrown at you, hopefully.

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